Her Johnny 5 - Robot Chicken Wings
Where be my love maker machine
Under the bed be his rest swear to which I have seen
This now moody Queen of the steam clean
With rubber ducks ready to stick up Mr Sheen
Her Thrustmaster 5000 super blaster
How it demands another water bed disaster
No cruelty becoming her KFC feeling
Couldn't believe she could actually reach the ceiling
But where is her destructor of bedroom plaster
The Johnny cakes of her morning milkshake
All eyes of strolling cats search for her mandate
Turn to see her gloomy roomy Miss Zoomy
The nicest to require a licence for those hips
Making all the boys so weak of their knees
Oh, why hello my roommate, my lady date cheesecake
Have you by chance seen my Johnny 5
He might yet still be covered
In last nights ice cream water slide
Charged it for what hours seemed so bleak
But in despair I the chosen Saint Clair
Be ever so hungry
To life in torment nothing be so fair
Feels like time past forever in this week
Since it was making my life feel so complete
Why, good heavens no my Teddy Bear Clair
I wouldn't ever dream to dare
To taketh what maketh
Thy Lady of Debauchery
Scream so lavishly going for the three peat
Why it was only just last week
Did I devilishly devour Johnny can’t get off me
Our naughty to often meet and greet
In sneaky thought with you at the store
Was I ever daring to this new thought
To sneak a quick kiss of those silver lips
Thought it could wait for our pillow talk sister report
Well look at this cheeky Miss greedy
I do without doubt be ever quite certain
That should one be peering through your open curtain
So quick have you arrived at your J5 apple pie
Survival of those jaws of life you call inner thighs
But with such haste I must dictate
His love declared already to share with teddy Clair
The robotic symbiotic heartbreaker earthquaker
Not so sharing be I of this daring little slice of heaven
Be it every Tuesday or flirty Thursday
Mistress of mischief and menace
Throwing her serenade grenades
On stage in her bedroom play
Fiddler under sheets In role played rehearsal crusades
Surely if a deal so fair be reached
Sharing with such care
With your bestest room mate expert level tetris
Think of us kissing air on our wishing chair
Our absolute obtuse favourite metal bear
And before you say that shall not do
i will have that sin of tin looking brand new
A repeating heart stealing hi 5 Johnny 5
While you hold on in a bid to survive
Those puppy dalmation domination
Sexy eyes of first prize
Can go curling toe to toe
For the Rodeo Hoe-down Showdown
Queen of bed sheets prefer mine tucked
See who gets the wooden spoon as our J5 bucks
So be a good robocop to miss me not
In the middle of our stale mate no male play date
Mat-tastic ever fantastic Mr Fox winner winner chicken dinner come in spinner to the biggest grinner
These games with Jon Snow thrones of twister without a mister
Coloured dots of Miss pokes a lot
Noble Queen be seen the winner of the J5 with his cute bow tie
The silver bullet of I know I shouldn’t
That perfect man of metallic tan
No mid movie I forgot or you shall taste my choc top
Even during the coming fatal attractions
For this bitch to demand some fantale practice
Now kneel before me and grant thee satisfaction
