Her Johnny 5 - Robot Chicken Wings

Where be my love machine

Under the bed I swear I seen

This Queen of the steam clean

With rubber ducks to stick up Mr Sheen

Her Thrustmaster 5000 super blaster

How it demands another water bed disaster

No cruelty to become her KFC feeling

Couldn't believe she could reach the ceiling

But where is her destructor of bedroom plaster

The Johnny cakes of her morning milkshake

All eyes of strolling cats on the Nile

Turn to her gloomy roomy Miss Zoomy

The nicest to require a licence for those hips

Oh, why hello my roommate, my lady date cheesecake

Have you by chance seen my Johnny 5

He might yet still be covered

In last nights ice cream water slide

Charged it for what hours seemed so bleak

But in despair I Saint Clair

Rver so hungry

To life nothing be fair

Feels like forever in a week

Since it was making my pegs weak

Why, good heavens no Teddy Clair

I wouldn't ever dream to dare

To taketh what maketh

Thy Lady of Debauchery

Only girl to need a toilet boater seat

Scream so lavishly going for the three peat

Why it was only just last week

Did Johnny can’t get off me

Last have our meet and greet

In sneaky thought with you at the store

Was I ever daring to this new thought

To sneak a quick kiss of those silver lips

Thought it could wait for our pillow talk sister report

Well look at this cheeky Miss greedy

I do without doubt be ever quite certain

Already knew peering through your curtain

That your so quickly arrived J5 apple pie

Survived those jaws of life you call inner thighs

But with such haste I must dictate

His love declared to share with teddy Clair

The robotic symbiotic heartbreak

Midday moaning cupcake

Be it every Tuesday or flirty Thursday

Mistress of mischief

Throwing her serenade grenades

On my one woman homepage crusade

Surely if a deal so fair be reached

Sharing with care room mate moto preached

Kissing air on our wishing chair

Our absolute obtuse favourite metal bear

And before you say that shall not pass

i will have that sin of tin man spank your ass

A repeating hi 5 Johnny 5

While you hold on in a bid to survive

Those puppy dalmation domination

Sexy eyes of first prize

Can go curling toe to toe

For the Rodeo Hoe-down Showdown

Queen of bed sheet stuff tucked

Holding on while my J5 bucks

So be a good robocop a feel alot

In the middle of our stale mate no male play date

Mat-tastic ever fantastic Mr Fox winner winner chicken dinner come in spinner to the biggest grinner

These games with Jon Snow thrones of twister without a mister

Coloured dots of Miss poles a lot pokerdot

Noble Queen be seen the winner of the J5 with his cute bow tie

The silver bullet of I know I shouldn’t

That perfect man of metallic tan

No movie talk or you shall taste my dessert

During the coming fatal attractions

For this bitch to demand some practice

Now kneel before me and grant thee satisfaction

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