Lady LaVey
She carries her Carrie Fisher strepsil strapon to clear throats
Makes human soap from boys chasing storm water boats
Turns my drowning rainbow into her hanging rope
Everywhere she goes that nightmare doll follows close
Staring through my prayer it curses me in rancid scented air
Dark room of nailed up grooms hanging over that rocking chair
She beats down the blues with her air guitar hair and feather dusted care
Hates his world during the midweek cheap feats of repeated Laissez faire
Foul beast this man treat how he must stay as he sits with those bear feet just inches away
Saving her best sayings for the no nonsense say it once sayonces
Secret thoughts kept in her private mind resort
Whispers from creatures as she sits with closed hands
Preacher procrastinator puts forth revelators reversed revelations that reveal her Miss Sinister
White dresses of life messes in mess halls of underverse worldy decor
Unkept diary of that fake Saint Paul
Seek our new de-classified human decanter the missed last button of fatality finisher Black Minister
Black books we took as the walls of old mines shook
Pouring pink lemonade on broken arm bandaids
Trying to hammer on donkey tails with nine inch nails
His life left hanging in her new idea Ikea picture frame
Art as her morbidly melancholic imitation master-class
Teaching the dearly departed to smile once in a red moon
Our express train weekend of pain starts at Burnies border getaway
The watch tower watching time on the hour
Come see them swing the titled scales of justice and judas
Hear them sing lullabies of their headless mistrial
Eyeless child guide us to their mothering denial
Exhibits inhibitions hosting open exhibitions of hanging men
See our rolled up jerks these men at work
Burning art on their sleeves of sanguine
Her everyday work slave trolling babes
Stolen Elves sent to play in this years Mike Myers window display
Under cooked, over booked feast of burning gifts on Christmas day
She comes with a caution sign and a forget me not head shot
Her own self arsonist this Protagonist turned Antagonist
Ghost writing to see her AI gemini auto typing her firefly goodbye
Walking tall 5 story burning building known as a disagreeable settlement hearing
Boring Pizza shop girl waiting to be served the world
Her angel wings bought with a coupon from bras n things
Hoarder of souls she rips from her men sliding down poles
Perched she be on his Christmas Tree
Eyes so wide that never die put upon his misery slide
Our dark angel hides their arch angel
The burning defiler with a grim smile
Count the lashes as we paint gashes upon the backs of parishes
Guide us to this lost outer heaven
Make the alpha numonic wear the love me lots electro shock collared apology
Purging us in purgatory categories in our sitting classroom of allegory chanting charms of chasm clocks putting back their callous christ in his melted time box
Recieve her love in next weeks hallmark gift card
That best friend until death loves me better
Already onto the next murder please ex boyfriend of the week
Bitterness in blissfully better midnight vendettas
Hiding her cursed nursery rhythm book
Trying to keep me in time ever still this frozen pill
True reanimator of incinerators
Witches wiggan keep digging we are still down here singing
Stale mated males served as her lunch time cheat meal fails
The old ball and chain dragging along her collar studded blame
Presentational entrance does he be neglectfly present In every engagement open invitational
Weighted ankle bracelet to walk away rather than kneel before the whipping cane
Tied to last years homecoming Queen of start running and scream
Always breaking cheap toys made from wooden boys
Plays the day away with her hanging planes
Flying X wing cross tied fighters in time trials
Game of charades, these sketched charactures of nearly fame
Childhood heroes glued to her shattered windows
Logical dictation to implicat her fictional gratification
Life wars of scientific factions of factual fallacies
Fictious trilogies in non fictional fanfare dictionaries
Deploy the decoy our centrepiece of peace
Her Romeo to Romulan Nero
Next weeks Lucas arts and crafts toy Anakin Nimoy
Complaints that her unsold art merely be a false start
Gold digging to show stealing overpriced mortuary monuments
Seat filler at dress rehearsal funeral disfunctions
Coffin stealing wheeling dealer barely used eBay auctions
Her obsession be singing Thriller to objections at cemetery sanctuary
Getting stoned with the widow seeing how his brother goes
Dreaming she’s back in the outback ghetto once called home
Wine bottles that come with a trigger and quick reload
Engaged with his 6 months of money saved to stay home alone
Wide awake to check the bedside for garlic and a wooden stake
Counting sheep those lines that every girl keeps
Once a month I bleed but this man still breathes
The mortician beautician re engineering dying when smiling
Divorcing good mannerisms to hand out free aneurysms
The punctual man with disfunctional hands
Getting cleaned of his clock when his lisp mid sentence stops
Every second month that winter sock warmer an extra size smaller
Monday mirror who be skinnier if I be ever prettier
Fairest I be to all but self sympathies for a palliative apathy
Surely this role reversal be open microphone rehearsals
West side storyboard of selling her stolen remorse
Writing notations with her hand on detonation dictations
Delightfully devicive yet decisively decided decisions
Demonstrate what dressing with decadence does dutifully deligate
Her ever board room meetings
These share holder range rover mid life cry me a life line
Carved bone, coloured gold, speckled freckles on that business card ever it be sufficient
Batemans Bat-Girl seeking to meet and keep her new life retreat
Prefer American therapist over mental terrorist
One tall Mr Mayhem that likes his daily tantrum
Walking lakes or role playing her life at ransom
Find me and dine with me Mr Handsome
Mistletoe hand stands from her Heuy Lewis head band
Russian moulin rouge to subterfuge long term refuge
Lipstick kiss left on her Mr last week
Just missed a digit on her call me back hand out printouts
If lucky be today in her remedial therapy
Come ride this escaped mental ghost train Miss Insane
Send one Capitan Crunch to straight flush with a head rush
Pokered to sober her dual entrance count chocula electronica disco biscuit spectacular
Fun factored with a lucky golden choking token
Lottery picks turned card tricks thag double down on those wild Jokers
Find a pickapart for near new body part
Your last week comedy crusades
Stale leftovers filed away under the overplayed
With her attorney of breaking matrimony
Playing hang man in her hallway causeway
Singing Sinatra leap frogging bodies in front of her
I did it my way on red carpet police taped runways
Eyes peeled for that new Mister piece de resistance
All day pancakes with a foot rub and no mistakes
Life is a catwalk for our show stealer fashionista
Entourage espionage as she refuses to kneel in high heels
Shows her red carpet sex appeal arriving in batmobiles
Next level 21st Centurion Ally McBeal
She Grinch looking for another Christmas to steal
Prada Devil tweets for new meets and DM feels
